MISS CALI BABY - THE BARBIE GODDESS
Hey you stupid losers! If you haven't already read, you've stumbled upon your newest addiction - ME!
I'm Cali, but you will refer to me as Miss, and only Miss. I'm not going to sit here and talk about how great I am, we both already know this. So seriously, just stop reading and start worshiping.
Um... really, why are you losers still reading this? You're wasting very very precious time... you could be spoiling me while I humiliate you!